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Melanie McFarland blogs from the networks' midsummer press tour.

July 27, 2005

Unleashing our canned heat on "Dancing with the Stars"

Every summer, the Television Critics Association Press Tour yields a scandal to write about. Whether it is fed to us or we scratch it up like chickens hunting for worms in the yard, critics expect it. I'd even go so far to say that we live for it.

This time around, the well has been miserably dry. NBC had nothing. CBS, UPN and The WB don't have the guts to tick off America for a possible ratings gain; CBS doesn't need to, and the weblets have a tough enough time getting people to watch as it is.

Fox, sadly, has not announced a second round of "Who's Your Daddy?" or "The Littlest Groom."

Then there's ABC.

The Alphabet has had recent flirtations with disaster. The network almost aired the controversial reality competition "Welcome to the Neighborhood," but pulled it after advocacy groups voiced concerns.

A few reporters expressed half-hearted irritation over "Brat Camp," ABC's show about troubled kids going through a nature challenge program called SageWalk.
But network entertainment president Stephen McPherson acquitted himself in regard to that series as well.

That left the "Dancing with the Stars" finale.

Out came the knives.

"Dancing With the Stars" is returning to ABC's schedule in midseason, with a different group of stars and the same judges.

And for the benefit of those who weren't utterly outraged by the final episode - from what I can tell, that includes a fair chunk of Seattle viewers - here's a recap.

O'Hurley and Jorgensen
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John O'Hurley and his partner, Charlotte Jorgensen.

The surprise summer hit came down to the underemployed John O'Hurley and Kelly Monaco, star of ABC's daytime soap "General Hospital."

Monaco had her share of troubles over the six-week contest, while O'Hurley danced like a snowy-haired angel, making grandmothers weep with joy.

It was a bit of a surprise when about 22 million viewers watched O'Hurley's magical quickstep during the live finale and saw the judges give it a great but not perfect score. After that, Monaco shook her sparkly underpants to a trio of 10s.

"Dancing" works pretty much in same way that "American Idol" does: There is a panel of judges - the overly animated Bruno Tonioli, Len Goodman and Carrie Ann Inaba - scoring the contestants, but the public helps decide the winner by phoning in votes. One major difference is that highest scores from both judges and the audience are combined to determine which couple gets eliminated

O'Hurley was the better overall dancer, while Monaco began the series in last place. Still, when the winner was announced, it was Monaco and her dance partner Alec Mazo.

Viewers bellowed that the fix was in, some believing that Monaco, an ABC star, would have won in any case.

McPherson insisted that wasn't true, admitting that the scoring methods probably should have been clearer.

He added that Monaco won the viewer vote in any case, which was based on the previous week's competition and tabulated before she and O'Hurley even performed that night. That last dance, which Monaco nailed, didn't even count in the final analysis.

In other words, executives knew who won before the finale even aired, but strung us along. You know, just like "American Idol."

Even if Tonioli and his henchmen had favored O'Hurley, the viewer vote would have broken the tie. And remember, while most people with fond memories of O'Hurley on "Seinfeld" probably had better things to do, Monaco had legions of faithful daytime viewers backing her.

And as a few male colleagues pointed out to me, you can find nude pictures of her on the Internet. Surely that put her over the top.

To appease us before leaving, McPherson hinted the network might consider bringing back O'Hurley and Monaco for a no-steps-barred "dance off," ABC's ballroom version of "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo."

"I think it's a great idea," he said with a smirk.

You would think that we'd be happy with this news, but we weren't. Lord, no! Even though most of us genuinely don't care, someone had to pay.

Monaco and Mara
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Kelly Monaco and her partner, Alec Mazo.

Luckily for us, Monaco was due to appear on a "Dancing With the Stars" panel at the end of the day.

To the diminutive star's credit, she was ready to rumble as soon as the Q&A commenced with, "For the judges, with all due respect, and I'm asking this on behalf of my readers - what in the hell were you thinking in the finale?"

"What were you watching?" Tonioli shot back. "It was obvious! She gave the best performance of the evening!" Which did not matter, he should have added. "So I stand by my 10!" As did Inaba, who showed up dressed like a silver fairy, and Goodman.

Then Monaco offered, "Dance is in the eye of the beholder. John and I, I'm from Venus, he's from Mars, or whatever way you want to put it."

Maybe she should have just stayed quiet. But with golden wisdom like that, who was going to let her?

Someone implied that Monaco's ongoing employment at ABC was the reason she won.

"And I guess Trista (Rehn, former "Bachelorette" and fellow contestant) wasn't a part of ABC then, huh?" Monaco snipped angrily. "No? She wasn't an ABC darling, but I happen to be because I won the competition? That's crazy."

Monaco has a point. She has slaved away in the daytime mines for years now with little recognition. "Dancing with the Stars," she told us, has opened up new opportunities for her. She's getting offers for primetime and film. Almost flashing America has its privileges.

Besides, I saw that final glide. Stop denying it, America. You know her boogie was for real.

Parrilla
The trophy

On a final note, I am obliged to add that as television pseudo-scandals go, this one's fairly pea-brained. Even an ABC spokesperson, who wished to remain anonymous, pointed out that our furor was over nothing more than which star got saddled with the world's ugliest trophy.

"Did you see it?" Disney's Deep Throat whispered to me. "It's a glittering disco ball with ‘Dancing With the Stars' on it. It's awful! We have to do better."

Why? That gives us fuel for next year's attack.

Posted by Melanie McFarland at July 27, 2005 09:24 AM
Comments

O'Hurley was a excellent dancer, and no doubt appealed to the over 40 female crowd, but Monaco, despite a couple of mistakes, was also excellent. The real honest answer is that her dance was pure outstanding sex, and every man on earth watching was aroused, and women under forty could see themselves in her place. Were I either of them I would never agree to a rematch. It would be degrading and stupid!

Bring on the new ones, but leave gigantic sports figures out!

Posted by: Phil Bankston at July 27, 2005 11:22 AM

O'Hurley was a excellent dancer, and no doubt appealed to the over 40 female crowd, but Monaco, despite a couple of mistakes, was also excellent. The real honest answer is that her dance was pure outstanding sex, and every man on earth watching was aroused, and women under forty could see themselves in her place. Were I either of them I would never agree to a rematch. It would be degrading and stupid!

Bring on the new ones, but leave gigantic sports figures out!

Posted by: Phil Bankston at July 27, 2005 11:22 AM

One thing was interesting about the competition. From the first episode forward, when the Teams were interviewed while the judges prepared their score, the gal doing the interview would always remind the audience they could vote for that Team at the end of the show IF that Team wasn't eliminated. HOWEVER, there was one exception: Monaco's team. Her team was the only one that NEVER got mentioned as potentially being eliminated. Yes, the fix IS in and it was obvious at that.

Otherwise, it was better than most of the so-called reality shows. (The times I've been "abandoned" on an island were nothing like Survivor...)

J W

Posted by: J W at July 27, 2005 11:35 AM

I would boil her panties just to drink the broth.

Posted by: Hugh G. at July 27, 2005 11:35 AM

Actually if you paid attention to the precision of Kelly's steps, you will see that she slipped at the end. This would have been automatic points off in other competitons such as ice skating.

Posted by: MFEM at July 27, 2005 11:38 AM

Actually if you paid attention to the precision of Kelly's steps, you will see that she slipped at the end. This would have been automatic points off in other competitons such as ice skating.

Posted by: MFEM at July 27, 2005 11:39 AM

Actually if you paid attention to the precision of Kelly's steps, you will see that she slipped at the end. This would have been automatic points off in other competitons such as ice skating.

Posted by: MFEM at July 27, 2005 11:39 AM

You should have dancers ,that come from sports only, they should not be mixed with show people,differant groups, sports, theater, soaps, etc. sports people, baseball, football, hockey, in there own groups. how can you take a sports figure like holyfield, thats so big and clumsy, and put him with a different class of people, he just didn't fit. But overall it was great show, findly something worth watching.

Posted by: bill at July 27, 2005 11:54 AM

Remarkable that not a single "10" was given any contestant during the entire contest until the final night and then there were three of them given to the "winners". That was amazing considering there were obvious mistakes during the "winning" performance. I turned off the TV in disgust and decided I would watch no further
Dancing with the Stars shows if offered by ABC since it was obviously fixed.

Posted by: Robert F. Tate at July 27, 2005 12:24 PM

What the judges knew, and these complainers seem to have forgot, is that the judge's score is only used to formulate a *ranking*. The points are derived from the ranking of the dancers, not the actual score they were given. (Unfortunately, ABC didn't do a very good job of explaining this, and ignored it completely in the first episode.)

The judges had already given straight 9s to O'Hurley. If they thought Monaco's routine was even infinitesimally better than O'Hurley's (and consequently, deserved to be ranked higher), they had no choice but to give the only score possible that would reflect that ranking. In this case, a "10" doesn't mean perfect, it just means better than a "9".

And you article's mention of nude photo's of Kelly being on the net makes it sound far more salacious than it is. Like half the actresses on "Baywatch", she started her career as a Playboy Playmate.

Posted by: Matt at July 27, 2005 12:35 PM

I couldn't believe it when Kelly got three tens after she slipped near the end of the dance. Also except for one musical number throughout the weeks, not one number matched the dance being performed.

Posted by: GENE at July 27, 2005 01:00 PM

While my girl friends and I all agreed that John O'Hurley was the better dancer (and yes, we're all over 40 darn it!), we rationalized Kelley's win with the thought that she had improved SO GREATLY from the first few shows. She was truly wretched at the beginning. So maybe she got that godawful trophy because she was "most improved".
Get a life folks. I never supposed that this was a "real event". Just a little entertainment, with nice music and pretty clothes.

Posted by: Elaine at July 27, 2005 01:09 PM

Kelly's timing was way off. SHe hesitated and missed steps. John's was great. Kelly won because she was the most improved, but she needed improvment most.

Posted by: John at July 27, 2005 01:21 PM

I read the article because it is beyond me why people really care, it's fluff TV. You want reality TV start with C-SPAN that's reality TV, and that's our government going down the tubes.

T

Posted by: T at July 27, 2005 01:22 PM

Watch the tape of that last dance! Even a novice could see at least 3 huge mistakes in Kelly's dance. Good, maybe but deserving a perfect score--never. Even if you factor in that she improved more, it does not mean she was the better dancer that night. Her dances never changed...latin beat, lots of booty shaking and scanty costume.She never took a risk. John's last dance was a complete change and risk--Goodman's comment that he didn't play it safe said it all. It was ridiculus. How stupid do they think the public is?

Posted by: Amy at July 27, 2005 01:46 PM

I think they should get rid of the two hosts from last season and have John and his dance partner host the show next season. I bet that would appease alot of viewers, myself included.

Posted by: Monique at July 27, 2005 02:00 PM

I watched all shows and enjoyed (being summer and stuff is scarce). Because I am "over-40," of course I favored John O'Hurley not only because was he did a fine job for a non-professional, but he was always a wonderful J. Peterman in Seinfeld.

The only thing Kelly Monaco had going for her was her partner, Alex. I couldn't watch Kelly because I was so enthralled and entranced by her partner, who is the best dancer I've seen in many a year. I didn't notice Kelly giving much credit to him when she was fielding the kudos. That didn't sit well with me.

Posted by: Jeanne at July 27, 2005 02:09 PM

I watched all shows and enjoyed (being summer and stuff is scarce). Because I am "over-40," of course I favored John O'Hurley not only because was he did a fine job for a non-professional, but he was always a wonderful J. Peterman in Seinfeld.

The only thing Kelly Monaco had going for her was her partner, Alex. I couldn't watch Kelly because I was so enthralled and entranced by her partner, who is the best dancer I've seen in many a year. I didn't notice Kelly giving much credit to him when she was fielding the kudos. That didn't sit well with me.

Posted by: Jeanne at July 27, 2005 02:09 PM

Kelly was an audience favorite. If we were voting on the true best dancer, then put real dancers out there. It was entertainment - fun but not to be taken serious. Kelly even won over my husband by the last show. O'Hurley was graceful but boring. He, too, had missteps.

Posted by: Jewel at July 27, 2005 02:10 PM

O'Hurley was an okay dancer but Monaco was just as good!
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Posted by: Rob at July 27, 2005 02:25 PM

O.K. I really can't stand dance but I did watch with my wife. I can say this much:
1)I am one of a few guys who does watch general Hospital.
2) Kelly made an amazing comeback and deserved it.
3) Those pics on the internet are photoshopped. The girls breasts in the nude pics are way too huge to be kelly's, I mean come on watch the show or dancing with the stars. That much is obvious.

Posted by: Schuyler Sloane at July 27, 2005 02:34 PM

If this was "Stripping with the Stars", true Kelly should win. Dancing is about grace, posture, lightness, facial expressions, and making your partner look good. Kelly was an akward dancer through out the competition. Strippers can be akward and still get their tips. John was like a swan.

The judges said during the first show dancing was about footwork NOT LIFTS. If you look at Kelly's last routine, it was all about lifts. I never trusted these judges, they were fickle and easily swayed by glitter. Simon where are you?!

Posted by: jessica at July 27, 2005 02:36 PM

If this was "Stripping with the Stars", true Kelly should win. Dancing is about grace, posture, lightness, facial expressions, and making your partner look good. Kelly was an akward dancer through out the competition. Strippers can be akward and still get their tips. John was like a swan.

The judges said during the first show dancing was about footwork NOT LIFTS. If you look at Kelly's last routine, it was all about lifts. I never trusted these judges, they were fickle and easily swayed by glitter. Simon where are you?!

Posted by: jessica at July 27, 2005 02:37 PM

If this was "Stripping with the Stars", true Kelly should win. Dancing is about grace, posture, lightness, facial expressions, and making your partner look good. Kelly was an akward dancer through out the competition. Strippers can be akward and still get their tips. John was like a swan.

The judges said during the first show dancing was about footwork NOT LIFTS. If you look at Kelly's last routine, it was all about lifts. I never trusted these judges, they were fickle and easily swayed by glitter. Simon where are you?!

Posted by: jessica at July 27, 2005 02:38 PM

I think John O'Hurley should have WON! He was a beautiful dancer, he & his partner danced to the Latin dances so much better, regally as these dances should be danced. Kelly, I felt, was strip-tease dancing, her outfits were way too suggestive for a show that supposed to be for people of all ages, including children!

I'd like to see John O'Hurley come back. Let Kelly keep acting in her soap opera show!
Carina Pinch

Posted by: Carina Pinch at July 27, 2005 03:15 PM

Remember when t.v. was good? Neither do I. I hold out little hope for the coming fall season.

Posted by: Lisa at July 27, 2005 03:25 PM

If Kelly had won just on the call-in votes, I could understand why she won. But for the judges to give her three 10's for her final dance that had several mistakes was wrong. Both my wife and I loved the show and watched every week. We have both agreed that we will not watch the show when it comes back. I also wouldn't watch any other show or sport if I thought they were fixed.

Posted by: Albert Palmer at July 27, 2005 04:16 PM

All this apology... O'Hurley deserved the win... along with his magnificent partner, Charlotta Jorgensen, whose consistency outpaced any other professional there. Hands down, this was a fix. But, sadly, so are too many of these 'reality' shows. Some reality: jiggle wins. Purely stinks!

Posted by: yodawan at July 27, 2005 04:26 PM

In a contest that one wins by getting the most votes; The plan, is to get the most votes and not to dance the best dance. Arch

Posted by: Arch at July 27, 2005 06:51 PM

Yup... I danced in a company and taught ballroom...Kelly missed steps and at many points in that last performance, I can tell you exactly what the top of her head looked like as she was busy looking at her partners feet to determine if she was doing the right step at the right time. Yes..she messed up her steps too and you can't tell me that the pros were that blind..they didn't miss a thing...she hesitated and lagged on steps and they let it "slide". No doubt, this was as rigged as the Washington State governer election...

Posted by: LMcCarthy at July 27, 2005 07:38 PM

Kelly won because of her loyal soap opera fans. John was clearly the better dancer. My wife and I were disgusted with the travesty of such a poor performance by Kelly getting the only 10's given the entire season.

Posted by: R.L Dunsmore at July 27, 2005 09:30 PM

John clearly was the better dancer. That Kelly won reflected the lack of integrity of the show. They all appeared to have worked hard and put much effort into their performances. This I applaud. Had the best dancer won, the show would have been worth watching.

Posted by: P. Guest at July 28, 2005 12:03 AM

Who cares about the silly trivial tv crap. Kelly Monaco is a former Playboy Playmate and has great tits! She should have kicked ass on the basis of being a hottie alone.

Posted by: Tim at July 28, 2005 02:49 AM

I thought Kelly dressed slutty. It was an insult to the show. Charolote (sp?) - john's partner always looked classy. THat's why john had our votes. It was embarrassing to watch with our children Kelly's skimpy outfits each week.

Posted by: Renee at July 28, 2005 05:08 AM

To give slutCo and her partner a 10 showed how utterly outrageous this show really was! They basically slamed her every week but she still stayed on the show? I guess being popular is all it takes. Hope see acts better than she dances! Does she wear cloths on her Soap?

Posted by: Larry at July 28, 2005 07:33 AM

Why would anyone care? Turn it off. Get a life.

Posted by: Marc Lawrence at July 28, 2005 09:16 AM

I think the whole voting process needs to be revamped. It's so confusing that I didn't even vote, and I'm an old hand at voting for AI.

By the way, John should have won!

Posted by: Dixie at July 28, 2005 10:08 AM

I agree, John and Charlotte should have won, hands down. They were CONSISTENTLY the best and showed class and grace throughout the competition, without resorting to the cheap and campy just to 'flash' the audience and get more votes.

Get real, ABC, we're not as stupid as you seem to think we are.

Posted by: Tanya at July 28, 2005 10:38 AM

John was fantastic and both numbers were great. Kelly had two mis-steps at the end of the second program. I am sorry, but errors so visable that they are seen by millions do not rate three 10 votes. That was my complaint. I also think that only one vote per internet address and one vote per phone number should be accepted. Keep it honest. This is not suppose to be a fan club. Yes Kelly was, by far, the most improved, but she did not rate a 10, nevermind three of them.

Posted by: bev at July 28, 2005 12:35 PM

John and partner won... they won.. they won..!

Posted by: doris collins at July 29, 2005 02:12 AM

It was the best TV in a long time. However
John&Charlotte were in a class all to themselves.
A dance off with different Judges is and idea.
Have John & Charlotte as the hosts on a new show.

Posted by: Preston Conaway at July 29, 2005 04:53 PM

OMG I couldnt believe they gave her a perfect score did they not see all her mistakes. Come on im no judge but even i was like WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER. Not saying she hasnt danced well but come on your comparing a man with grace and elgance to a girl who bragged about almost flashing america. By the way could her outfits get any smaller. The only thing i have to say is lets see her win in a turtle neck.

Posted by: Sonia at September 18, 2005 09:06 PM

OMG I couldnt believe they gave her a perfect score did they not see all her mistakes. Come on im no judge but even i was like WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER. Not saying she hasnt danced well but come on your comparing a man with grace and elgance to a girl who bragged about almost flashing america. By the way could her outfits get any smaller. The only thing i have to say is lets see her win in a turtle neck.

Posted by: Sonia at September 18, 2005 09:07 PM

OMG I couldnt believe they gave her a perfect score did they not see all her mistakes. Come on im no judge but even i was like WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER. Not saying she hasnt danced well but come on your comparing a man with grace and elgance to a girl who bragged about almost flashing america. By the way could her outfits get any smaller. The only thing i have to say is lets see her win in a turtle neck.

Posted by: Sonia at September 18, 2005 09:07 PM

OMG I couldnt believe they gave her a perfect score did they not see all her mistakes. Come on im no judge but even i was like WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER. Not saying she hasnt danced well but come on your comparing a man with grace and elgance to a girl who bragged about almost flashing america. By the way could her outfits get any smaller. The only thing i have to say is lets see her win in a turtle neck.

Posted by: Sonia at September 18, 2005 09:07 PM
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