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What in Seattle would you rename after George W. Bush?

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You can't make this stuff up:

A measure seeking to commemorate President Bush's years in office by slapping his name on a San Francisco sewage plant has qualified for the November ballot. ...

Supporters say the idea is to commemorate the mess they claim Bush has left behind by actions such as the war in Iraq.

Our sister paper The San Francisco Chronicle reports that the brains behind the operation, one Brian McConnell, came up with the idea over beers with friends. That's him in the Uncle Sam suit in the picture.

Members of the San Francisco Republican Party (poor things) see the measure as an embarrassment. Obviously.

What in Seattle would you rename after Bush?

Posted by at July 18, 2008 10:10 a.m.
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#152498

Posted by RancherPaul at 7/18/08 10:14 a.m.

The Space Needle, since our President Bush has the ability to rise above the BS from people like Seattlites and see the bigger picture. He was elected to LEAD, not FOLLOW.

#152499

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 10:15 a.m.

OH definitely one of the many public toilets in our city park system

#152505

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 10:21 a.m.

Those disposable-disintegratin' poop-scoopin' bags - naturally, ones full of poop in city trash cans about town.

#152507

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 10:21 a.m.

The toilets that are on ebay, thats how much he has done for us in Seattle and the word. Thats the essence of the Bush administration.

#152512

Posted by rtj68 at 7/18/08 10:28 a.m.

How about re-christening Hanford as the George W. Bush Nuclear Waste Depot? George Bush Garbage Dump? All those dairy farms up north can be named for Dubya, they produce an eerily similar odor.

#152517

Posted by Trumpet at 7/18/08 10:31 a.m.

Since the right wants to nameso many things after Reagan, it's only fitting that we name things after Bush. And after the second Bush presidency, there should be sewage plants all over the country named after him.
However, the nuclear- or should it be nucular- waste dump at Hanford would be more appropriate to name after Bush, since nobody sane wants either one of them around.
The nuclear dump would actually be more fitting, since sewage plants give us something that can actually be useful.

#152520

Posted by newmoney at 7/18/08 10:34 a.m.

The TROLL, then again that would be insulting to the troll.

#152521

Posted by RyanBenjamin at 7/18/08 10:37 a.m.

Darn! somebody already posted my idea. The George W. Bush Nuclear Waste Dump (HANFORD).

If that doesn't work out, how about the national cemetary. He put a few thousand of our fine soldiers there so he should bear the name so that none will forget who is at fault.

Option 3, the Duwamish River.

#152522

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 10:41 a.m.

How about the Elephant Barn at the Woodland Park Zoo??

Since Elephants are the representative of the Republican Party, and they have big excrement anyway, it would be fitting for George W!!

Laura Bush kind of looks like an elephant too!!

#152524

Posted by NWGirl at 7/18/08 10:43 a.m.

If I were using a toilet named after our president, I doubt seriously that I would flush.

#152526

Posted by NWCL#1 at 7/18/08 10:45 a.m.

The new Oklahoma City Bushies. We'll rename the Sonics right before they leave to OKC. We'll keep the Sonics and send the GWBushies to OKC, where the most exciting thing that ever happens is businessmen telling lies to buy a NBA basketball team.

#152528

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 10:45 a.m.

RancherPaul

He wasn't elected to lead us into the mess he is leaving us with. Instead of detailing the many things that are now worse under his leadership I'l simply say that I ook forward to his indictment by the International Criminal Court for his many war crimes. And then to read comments by supporters like you as to how he was just leading.

#152529

Posted by NWCL#1 at 7/18/08 10:47 a.m.

Option 2: One of the public toilets that are being sold. It would represent (1) crap policies, (2) illegal activities, and (3) our desire to send them off somewhere. It may even help the price of them if someone in Texas buys them.

#152531

Posted by NWCL#1 at 7/18/08 10:49 a.m.

btw ... the comment about Laura Bush looking like an elephant is just mean spirited and classless. We should be able to laugh at life instead of making mean comments, right?!?

#152533

Posted by J.P. Patches Pal at 7/18/08 10:50 a.m.

Posted by RancherPaul at 7/18/08 10:14 a.m.

The Space Needle, since our President Bush has the ability to rise above the BS from people like Seattlites and see the bigger picture. He was elected to LEAD, not FOLLOW.
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He led us...right into the abyss. I hope you've enjoyed the last eight years of torture under this clown.

#152536

Posted by jstoneh at 7/18/08 10:56 a.m.

The George W Bush Alaskan Way Viaduct...

#152539

Posted by jafabian at 7/18/08 10:59 a.m.

The Viaduct if he pays for it. Same with remdeling Key Arena.

#152541

Posted by Old Ballard Sucked at 7/18/08 11:02 a.m.

Kent.

#152542

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 11:08 a.m.

Everybody blames Bush, when the us congress has lower public ratings(33% vs 18%). Quit blaming Bush you idiots! We should rename all of the sewage treatment plants in the country "the congressional crappers".

#152547

Posted by jillster at 7/18/08 11:15 a.m.

Brightwater

#152548

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 11:17 a.m.

The Viaduct!

#152551

Posted by dgkirb at 7/18/08 11:20 a.m.

"Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 11:08 a.m.

Everybody blames Bush, when the us congress has lower public ratings(33% vs 18%). Quit blaming Bush you idiots! We should rename all of the sewage treatment plants in the country "the congressional crappers"."

Oh OK I see. Instead of blaming the "Commander-In-Chief," the one who put us there, oh no no no. Let's blame "congress" or "we the people" instead.

BTW..."congressional crappers" is neither funny nor clever. Idiot.

#152554

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 11:21 a.m.

I would name those pulic toilets after the Dems in congress Palosi, Reid, Schumer, Fienstien. Lib Dems and the left are so hateful people its simply amazing. Do you really think Bush cares about any of this stuff? Probably having a good laugh if anything. Get on to more important things like the price of gas and diesel which is hurting the american people for which the Lib Dems and left could care less so vote them out of office. Seattle is the San Fransicko in the NW so nothing really shocks me. I personnal salute my works and call out Palosi, Reid, Schumer, or other Dems as I'm flushing so who cares.

#152556

Posted by DAVIDRF at 7/18/08 11:24 a.m.

Unregistered,

"Everybody blames Bush, when the us congress has lower public ratings(33% vs 18%). Quit blaming Bush you idiots!"

You doo realize, I hope, that the current congress was elected in '06, as full 4 years AFTER Bush was elected and the Repubs had had control of BOTH the House and the Senate since Clinton was in office? The ONLY reason the Dems in Congress haven't been able to accomplish more is that most of the Repubs rebuff most of their attempts to get legislation passed.

But who's really suprised that the Repubs are trying to pass the buck on the current economic situation in the US to the Dems? Certainly not I.

#152557

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 11:24 a.m.

NOTHING.

#152558

Posted by dgkirb at 7/18/08 11:29 a.m.

I don't ever mind being called a Liberal. "San Fransicko" is also neither clever nor funny.

#152560

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 11:33 a.m.

I second the nothing vote. He needs to be forgotten as quickly as possible. No matter who wins (yeah even McCain) it's got to be better than what it's been. The Commander in Chief needs to step up and take the blame. But he won't. Rancher Paul, I presume you "ranch" on the dry side so why do you need to post here so much? Lonesome?

#152578

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 12:04 p.m.

George Walker Bush Anal Exam Clinic....

...walk-ins welcome.

#152579

Posted by Okie2 at 7/18/08 12:04 p.m.

Bush Escort Service. Screwing everyone and everything is what he's best at.

#152582

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 12:07 p.m.

Haha...Kent....good one

#152584

Posted by judman25 at 7/18/08 12:14 p.m.

The Pike Place Pig.

#152588

Posted by DAVIDRF at 7/18/08 12:18 p.m.

"Get on to more important things like the price of gas and diesel which is hurting the american people for which the Lib Dems and left could care less so vote them out of office"

Mmm hmm..and you think the magic bullet to oil/gas prices is offshore drilling or drilling in ANWAR like the Repubs do?

#152589

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 12:21 p.m.

Isn't there some smelly old landfills that deserve being honored by such an association, perhaps a good place to start would be the new Crawford Texas Nuclear Waste Dump...

#152595

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 12:39 p.m.

That "lib/dem" thing. Pretty shallow knee jerking, what? I can't support the notion that all Democrats are "lib" since far more of them are moderate and maybe even progressive but to categorize them as hysterical libs is silly even for the radically silly people who post that junk over and over and over all the time on these anomynous posting holes.

#152597

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 12:44 p.m.

I live in San Francisco, and I sincerely hope that my fair city does rename the plant after Bush. It's so perfectly the right thing to do for so many reasons! As for people like you Rancher Paul...you absolutely scare the hell out of me. You honestly think Bush is a leader when in reality all he does is follow behind the real leader of that administration, Cheney??? Your blind patriotic type of stance, "my president, my country right or wrong" is exactly how Hitler came into power. Bush expects everyone to be a good American, yet he spits in the face of US Law by claiming executive privilege anytime he gets called into account for something he's perpetrated against the American people.
I can tell you this, even if a Democratic president pulled the kind of crap that Bush has over the past eight years, I would reprehend and slam him (or her!) just as much as I do Bush!
God Bless America my ass!

#152603

Posted by seattlemike at 7/18/08 12:51 p.m.

Anything that has a real bad smell to it...

#152605

Posted by udub01 at 7/18/08 12:58 p.m.

How bout those toilets that are being sold on EBay

#152608

Posted by dgkirb at 7/18/08 1:01 p.m.

Toilets are undeserving. What gets flushed down however, is totally eligible for the title. Over and over again.

#152615

Posted by Kovie at 7/18/08 1:12 p.m.

How about the Alaskan Way Viaduct, which is scheduled to be demolished in a few years? I think that a lot of people would turn out to see something named after the country's village idiot torn down.

Or perhaps a large correctional facility, preferably for the criminally insane. Except it would be unfair to the inmates and staff.

#152620

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 1:22 p.m.

can i name my asthma after him? after all, i owe my inability to breathe as well, due to the allowed additional pollution, to that fine, fine fellow.

#152622

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 1:25 p.m.

The Tacoma-aroma
The toliets now on ebay
Clay Bennett and his BS basketball group
The Slut
Greenlake water
Vulcan projects
mass transit

#152627

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 1:35 p.m.

The Pedestrian Underpass under 99 by way of Denny. It has the most foul stench I've ever smelled...deserving of Bush

#152629

Posted by cognomen at 7/18/08 1:42 p.m.

RancherPaul is correct:

ALL Seattleites are bad people who lack decent values -- and EVERYONE who happens to live outside Seattle are good people with admirable values.

And: The heroic President Bush was appointed by the Supreme Court (on behalf of God) to LEAD not FOLLOW the will of the mere citizenry. Why would a genius be influenced by fools?

Poster #152554 is correct too:

While the Seattle and San Francisco communists whine about trivial matters like the Constitution, (non)torture, and Halliburton's domestic detention camps, President Bush -- the only one here with a Masters of Business degree and a background in the Texas oil business -- has obviously been working hard on "more important things like the price of gas." Can't you ingrates be a little more appreciative of the good man's efforts?!!

In addition: The Seattle P-I is the worst communist, America-hating, and sex-obsessed newspaper that Good Decent Americans like us rush to read first thing every morning -- and we pray to the One True God that the P-I will one day see the error of its ways.

#152631

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 1:45 p.m.

rename the EMP the Experience Bush Project. Leave the inside vacant.

#152637

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 1:58 p.m.

Let's rename Mayor Nichols after George W Bush, then we can vote BOTH out of office next November.

#152638

Posted by MeMyself&I at 7/18/08 1:59 p.m.

I don't think he deserves anything named after him. As someone mentioned before, I want to just be able to forget about him and what he has done as soon as possible.

#152640

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 2:03 p.m.

Broadmoor golf course. People who live and play on those are the only ones that got any benefit from his reign.

#152641

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 2:05 p.m.

The downtown Seattle library. No building more perfectly represents neocon thinking. The emperor has no clothes.

#152642

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 2:06 p.m.

The troll under the bridge, but perhaps that is cheney.
D

#152645

Posted by fuzzy at 7/18/08 2:07 p.m.

What better metaphor than a failed public toilet? Put me down as one vote in favor ... past Florida voting fraud and dangling chads notwithstanding (sorry, couldn't help myself on that one)

Other thoughts:
The Viaduct ... then blow it up.

520 bridge ... then sink it.

A rusted out ferry boat ... then carve it for scrap.

Zoo Doo could pick up a new moniker I suppose ... nah, too crude (not sure where the line is but fairly certain this would cross it)

Any and all of the inevitable oil spills from off-shore drilling; Bush I, Bush II, etc.

#152647

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 2:14 p.m.

The Sonics

#152650

Posted by beirdo at 7/18/08 2:31 p.m.

Well this more personal, but I have a particularly annoying hemorrhoid I named after GW long ago.

#152651

Posted by DB at 7/18/08 2:37 p.m.

I've ignored him and his lies as much as possible these many years. Although the problems his administration have created will stay with us for at least my lifetime, I would like to be reminded of him as little as possible once he is out of office. So I agree with some of the previous posts. Absolutely nothing in Seattle should bear his name.

#152787

Posted by unregistered user at 7/18/08 11:36 p.m.

The Election Commission, of course. And be sure not to give them a building. Just put up the sign

#152803

Posted by unregistered user at 7/19/08 12:49 a.m.

Seriously, why do you want to pollute Seattle with Bush's name. It is an insult to the the toilets to have a name like George W Bush.

PS: This also reminds me of certain instances in which the scientists used to name the mice that are "dumbed down" for scientific studies as W.

#152813

Posted by jlawsl at 7/19/08 1:38 a.m.

The insults keep coming in. There is no point in trying to change people's minds or tell them they may be a little ignorant on some subjects. It doesn't matter. But that is the American way, label someone, hate them, then blame someone else once that person is gone. Once President Bush is gone, someone else will have to take center stage for all of the world's problems, will it be McCain? Obama? Congress? Maybe China will take the fall next time?

For all of the "problems" that have been caused, by both Congresses(Democratic and Republican) and mainly the President, very little has changed in Washington. People still go to work every day, get their coffee fix, wait in traffic, and generally live life just like they did before the year 2000. Ask yourself this-Is such an immature, distasteful and enduring thing like naming a sewage plant after someone out of malice and contempt really going to change anything? Will anyone even remember why it was named? With American's tendencies to have extremely short term memories concerning global matters, that is doubtful.

It is the duty of Americans to take responsibility for their actions and ask themselves if they could have done any better under the circumstances and if they could, where were they? Actions speak louder than words and America has become a very loud place to live. Perhaps people should look back at the last 8 years and actually think about how their lives were actually changed by any of the events that made it on national television. Perhaps go back 16 and start there. Other then gas prices and technology, a vast majority of people would probably admit that not much is different except that most of the local problems still exist. From crime to congestion, Washingtonians seem to ignore the little problems that do affect their everyday lives. Then they worry about and protest things that will rarely be of any consequence to them.

As with any strong house, Americans need a strong foundation that is their citizens, sturdy walls that are the local and state governments and a good roof that is the federal government. As citizens, we have no room to complain about global issues if we can not take care of local and state matters first. Much less naming an object after someone as an insult. If readers heed their own words, then they would know that brash decisions and hatred solve nothing.

For better or for worse I love this country and trust my government, Democrats, Republicans, or otherwise. I refuse to blame all of America's problems on one man. That is the easy way out. Mistakes or not, there are no quick fixes to the problems in the world today. I can only hope that, as a country, we can mature and grow more patient. Most people within my age group want instant gratification and have little sense of responsibility for their actions. They have short term memories and short sighted goals. People in my generation live beyond their means and blame others for their disparities. The easy way out is the only way and anyone that tells them otherwise is close minded or wrong. If anyone deserves to have a toilet or sewage plant named after them, I would say it should be most of American citizens that fall into this age group. Their self indulgence and selfishness will be the thing that flushes this country down the toilet.

#152823

Posted by DAVIDRF at 7/19/08 2:44 a.m.

cognomen,

You're either being facecious or you need to up the doseage on your meds, because if you ain't trying to be humorous, your current doseage ain't doing the trick....it's hard to tell from the tone of your post.

#152996

Posted by SunshineAlways at 7/19/08 3:28 p.m.

I guess the best on can say for Bush is that he lacks the collective imagination to comprehend even the most elementarily consequences of his actions---or lack there of. With reference to his MBA from Yale, all I can say is that Yale must be proud to have such a distinguished alumni. Either he was much smarter then, or Yale was not living up to its high standards. In any case, I believe that he started out with at least an average intelligence. I also believe that line they tell us about how drugs make people stupid... Then there is Bush's belief that his ticket to frame was in not slowing how smart he was, else he seem like an elitist, but rather to dumb down to the mentality of some untapped right wing segment of the populous that liked hearing people mangle the English language. I think that Bush put on that idiot act for so long that he actually became the idiot he was trying to pretend he was. In so far as Bush being a total failure, I guess in many people's eyes he is. But that may be because of the way we define success verses the way he does. To most people, the Iraq war was at best, a stupid thing to get involved with-- as it has gone quite badly since the day the "major fighting ended." However, Bush feels like it has gone well. So why is it that 200 million Americans see things one way and this guy sees things a differently? Is it that the 200 million Americans don't love their country, or is it something else? I recall that at the time, most people felt that the American Civil was a frightful and tragic event. But I also know that there was one class of people who felt differently: namely, war profiteers. For, here was a group of people who felt the war was great success no matter how many causalities--no matter who was winning. So.. to the folks of Seattle I can not suggest any one public object as a fitting tribute to this guy. But you can name all the public bathrooms after this man you want, but what would really insult him, is in having millions of Americans each plant one new tree and dedicate it NOT to Bush. If they live to see the tree mature-- they might then take some pleasure in knowing that perhaps the damage this guy has caused might have been rectified by then. Certainly, global warming will be no worse for it.

#153080

Posted by protofutures at 7/20/08 12:21 a.m.

Well, I think the only thing around here I'd name after Shrub is one of the 'ramps to nowhere' off 520. They're obsolete, pointless, the product of an overweening car-obsessed culture, a side track from anywhere one might want to go, and the larger structure they were to connect with was rejected by intelligent locals.

#153081

Posted by unregistered user at 7/20/08 12:57 a.m.

I would not name anything after Geo. Bush. His father tried that once and look what it got him.

#153083

Posted by unregistered user at 7/20/08 12:59 a.m.

Name John McCain after George Bush.

#153086

Posted by unregistered user at 7/20/08 1:00 a.m.

How about asking the city of New Orleans what they want to name after George Bush.

#153087

Posted by unregistered user at 7/20/08 1:02 a.m.

Should Arlington National Cemetery be named after him?

#153271

Posted by vinella at 7/21/08 10:16 a.m.

It has to be the automatic toilets the city tried out to keep homeless people from urinating in the streets. Smelled bad, didn't work, cost too much. The exact mechanical equivalent of the Bush administration.

#154996

Posted by unregistered user at 7/24/08 2:00 p.m.

vinelli i see what class you have. Looking at some of your previous posts ,you are quite a catch.roflmao...typical lib.

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