Posted by Puck at 8/21/07 3:11 p.m.

Latent summer fear:
Ferry men travel masked in
ambiguity.

Posted by Dani B. at 8/21/07 4:29 p.m.

Don't be proactive
More readers if ferry sinks
Post pictures after

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 6:14 p.m.

Who are these 'masked' men?
Michelle Malkin has pictures.
Get your news from her.

HA!

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 6:55 p.m.

The Seattle Post
to show they care will print a
floating edition

Posted by Brent Kinkade at 8/21/07 7:05 p.m.

Asking 'bout the boat
earned me no stares or scoldin's.
Of course, I AM white.

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 7:09 p.m.

It's ridiculous
protect possible bad guys
than Americans

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 7:28 p.m.

The Seattle Post
takes threat seriously, prints
floating edition

- ignore my previous post, I think this is better. Kind of reads like a headline, too.

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 7:29 p.m.

Possible danger?
Political correctness!
Paper fails duty.

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 7:38 p.m.

Puffing prideful chests
Seattle Post Editors
Pretense of standards

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 7:55 p.m.

Seattle P I
Is a joke to sane people
God help Seattle

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 8:01 p.m.

We must just stand by
We must not participate
Ethics are our god

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 8:22 p.m.

Too much estrogen
single mother capitol
where are all the men?

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 8:24 p.m.

Hold Liberal convention
On the ferry, then
Sink that sucker!

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 8:28 p.m.

Dead beat dads abound
Two terrorists on a trip
Much less dangerous

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 8:31 p.m.

How irrelevant
The Post Intelligencer
Goodbye dinosaur

Posted by Brent Kinkade at 8/21/07 8:31 p.m.

Check out all the spam
from a kid in his basement
scared of his shadow.

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 8:38 p.m.

Left wing reporter
I hope you ride the ferry
or a plane sometimes

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 8:48 p.m.

Who's more of a threat?
The FBI? Al Queda?
Or witty rednecks?

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 10:05 p.m.

Our lives endangered
Sanctimonious P-I
Editors -- BONEHEADS!

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 10:11 p.m.

Deadbeat Dads
Don't Kill
Socialism does

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 10:32 p.m.

Only pictures if
left wing newspapers threatened,
commuters get lost

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 10:39 p.m.

a magical place,
where 9/11 never
happened. Seattle.

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 10:42 p.m.

summer vacation
measure the thickness of hulls
oh sweet summertime

Posted by unregistered user at 8/21/07 10:43 p.m.

PI wants Haiku
To justify its dumbness
Task Impossible

Posted by spindy at 8/22/07 5:16 a.m.

This is a tough call
How to maintain a balance
In this brave new world

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 6:13 a.m.

Willful blindness
your heads
stuck on stupid

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 6:28 a.m.

Seattle P I
Helps narcissists wear smileys.
Bombs will STILL go off.

Posted by laketrout at 8/22/07 6:48 a.m.

Harmless travelers
PI won't forever taint
Reputation sinks

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 6:54 a.m.

Why post the pictures?
You could protect our lives, but...
CAIR might sue your ass.

Posted by laketrout at 8/22/07 6:56 a.m.

Summer breeze on waves
Push ganja cloud to Vashon
Jihadi not real

Posted by TBRSteve at 8/22/07 7:03 a.m.

A haiku contest?
Intelligent as a post
So much for terror

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 7:08 a.m.

Moslems target boat.
Polite to run a picture?
I'd better write poem.

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 7:22 a.m.

Maybe this is why
Sonics owners want to leave.
Idiots like P-I.

Posted by dadling at 8/22/07 7:46 a.m.

Great News!! The P.I staff will now take ferrys to work everyday to prove that no one is trying to blow up Seattle.
Oh, maybe they want US to take the ferry instead...oh!
No wonder their readership is failing. Idiots.....even worse, probable enablers of terrorists....

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 7:53 a.m.

I care not people die
Massacres make better story
I win Pulitzer

Posted by MikeyMike at 8/22/07 7:55 a.m.

How can we keep safe?
How should we help our readers?
A Haiku Contest!

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 8:01 a.m.

FBI knows not
Seattle PI knows best
Security lost

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 8:04 a.m.

My name is Brent Kinkade and I like Ferry's
I AM White
But I don't wannabe

Posted by MikeyMike at 8/22/07 8:14 a.m.

Such a nice day out
I feel the breeze in my hair
What was that loud noise?

Posted by MikeyMike at 8/22/07 8:17 a.m.

Ferry rides are fun
But this one isn't as fun
People are screaming

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 8:23 a.m.

In PI We Trust
Not The Droids we're looking for
Boat Sinks We're Sorry

Posted by MikeyMike at 8/22/07 8:28 a.m.

I was on a boat
Why am I in the water?
I guess I will swim

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 8:29 a.m.

Cancel my paper.
Terminate my subscription.
Go bankrupt faster.

Posted by Telemakos at 8/22/07 8:30 a.m.

Wrongful Way PI
Head in the Sand, Time to Die
Diversity, LIE!

Posted by laketrout at 8/22/07 8:34 a.m.

FBI concerned
May be tourists from Texas
Tough call for PI

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 8:35 a.m.

Seattle don't call
us when your ferries sink, call
Seattle P.I.

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 8:35 a.m.

Cooperation
With investigation is
The right thing to do

Give the strange suspects
An opportunity to
Explain their actions

Break their secret plans
Prevent jihadi murder
And do it now, please

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 8:36 a.m.

Intelligencer?
You'd be hard pressed to prove it
Heads back in the sand

Posted by laketrout at 8/22/07 8:45 a.m.

Privacy concerns?
There is no bus to ClueTown
Let's take the ferry

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 8:46 a.m.

P. Idiocy
Right from wrong is elusive
Concept for paper

Posted by Izzy Weird at 8/22/07 8:51 a.m.

PC liberal fools
Clueless to the threats we face
Keep us misinformed

Posted by sloggin at 8/22/07 8:53 a.m.

Global Warming
Cows Fart, PI in Decline
Gore Will Save All

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:11 a.m.

The needs of many
Outweigh the needs of the few
P I Get a clue

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:11 a.m.

Seattle hippies
Think that they walk on water
We may find out soon

Uncle Jefe

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:14 a.m.

I ask, Where's the harm?
"A person of interest"
Has not been disgraced.

Posted by meadowman at 8/22/07 9:15 a.m.

If only they smoked
On the front page they would be
Stare menacingly

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:16 a.m.

If they're innocent
Tell me, where are they today?
The Just do not hide.

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:18 a.m.

PI plans ahead
Hinder FBI then wail
Bush can't connect dots!

PI not PC
Overt bigotry is clear
Why do they hate ferries?

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:19 a.m.

Public safety concerns
Wonder why
Not in Pee-Eye

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:20 a.m.

There was a young lady from Brizes
Who had breasts of two different sizes
One was so small it was nothing at all
The other was large and won prizes

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:23 a.m.

Dysfunctional rag:
The Post-Intelligencer
God help Seattle

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:23 a.m.

Seattle P-I
Employees blown up on ferry
No one will miss them

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:26 a.m.

Seattle In A Haze
San Fran In Panties And Heels
Ignore Threats
Better They Are Lost
Left Coast Must Die

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:26 a.m.

Prevent massacre?
Protecting terrorist rights
Much more important

Posted by ollo_ollo at 8/22/07 9:31 a.m.

Ferry To Our JiHad
All Your Boats BeLong To Us
HellO InFiDels

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:33 a.m.

Just doing our part
Haikus but not pictures
The war at home evidenced

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:37 a.m.

No pictures
No cartoons
Embrace dihmitude

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:38 a.m.

Help the Feds? No Way!
Better to die in flames
Than to hurt feelings

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:45 a.m.

Pointless haiku while
Monica laughs at us while
Jihad sets the switch

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 9:51 a.m.

Puh-leeze! No Pictures!
Can't risk my moral standing
with leftist colleagues

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 10:00 a.m.

Civil Liberties?
What happens to the victim's
Civil Liberties?

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 10:00 a.m.

World comes to an end;
Women, poor, minorities
Hardest hit. Bias.

Posted by laketrout at 8/22/07 10:01 a.m.

Unfairly target
Innocuous ferry dudes?
PI lists to port

Posted by unregistered user at 8/22/07 10:01 a.m.

"Floating edition";
Whether the ferry floats too
The PI cares not

Posted by Izzy Weird at 8/22/07 10:10 a.m.

Allahu Akbar

The Koran says kill kafir

The foolish obey

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