Vixen needs a home.

"Looking for a single cat who won't lay a guilt trip on you for not having another cat to keep her company? Look no further! Your undivided attention when you are home and a warm spot to remember you by when you are not is all Vixen craves. Coat of cashmere and silk, eyes of jade and amber, wanton purrs of the outboard variety. Resist this cat if you can; we dare you! Vixen is waiting for you at Friends of Campus Cats; call 206-524-7326 for a meeting you won't regret. Spayed, vaccinated, combo-tested, parasite-free. All you need add is love. "

Friends of Campus Cats is a group "dedicated to the rescue and humane management of feral cats on the University of Washington campus, practicing trap / test / vaccinate / alter / return, and providing assistance and advice to others who wish to do the same."

Kudos to your alma mater, Vixen! Here's hoping you'll graduate soon.