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The most painful Microsoft video ever made?

Watching this internal Microsoft sales video, I was initially thinking that it might have been concocted by one of Microsoft's competitors, as a spoof poking fun at the company. But the appearance of Kevin Turner, the company's chief operating officer, gives it a stamp of legitimacy.

Cue the awkward dancing ...

I found the video via Jupiter Research analyst Michael Gartenberg. "Someone had to approve this concept, sign off and pay for it," Gartenberg writes. "OMG OMG OMG."

Posted by at April 16, 2008 2:02 p.m.
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#118394

Posted by unregistered user at 4/16/08 2:36 p.m.

OMG OMG OMG

#118422

Posted by Hammtime at 4/16/08 4:20 p.m.

LOL!

I'm sure it must have seemed like a good idea at the time! Hilarious!

#118427

Posted by unregistered user at 4/16/08 4:51 p.m.

The most painful video ever made, period!

#118435

Posted by ffextensionguru at 4/16/08 5:23 p.m.

When Microsoft Marketing Goes Mad...

#118436

Posted by CrowTRobot at 4/16/08 5:24 p.m.

All that is missing are the Mystery Science Theater 3000 robots (and Mike or Joel) silhouettes at the bottom of the movie making wise cracks. Priceless...

#118440

Posted by unregistered user at 4/16/08 5:40 p.m.

Gotta wonder about the quality of Microsoft hires these days...scraping at the bottom of the barrel!

#118449

Posted by unregistered user at 4/16/08 6:36 p.m.

Very Cool. It's actually entertaining.

Any estimates of the marketing expenditure or cost of video?

Reminds me of the Bruce Springsteen video. Born to run I believe.

Who's the guy in the suit?

#118455

Posted by unregistered user at 4/16/08 6:58 p.m.

I have no intention of getting Vista now or in the near/far future. Too slow, too much bloat, nothing innovative, more steps to accomplish the same things that XP does with less steps, etc. That said, I liked this video, it was lively, clever and not really corny at all. Even the Evil Empire can get it right...sometimes.

#118485

Posted by JimH at 4/16/08 9:46 p.m.

Lots of companies make goofy, laughably awkward videos to pump up the troops at meetings. I have endured a few and they even got some laughs from the target audience. I think the critical trick to remember, though, is to frisk everybody at the meeting for video cameras and any electronic recorders, then make sure you destroy the original and hire somebody to "disappear" the video production crew.

But, man, that was some video. Prize winner.

#118500

Posted by unregistered user at 4/17/08 12:31 a.m.

I expected the worst, but I kinda like it.

#118529

Posted by unregistered user at 4/17/08 7:48 a.m.

It not only took my breath away, it took away my will to live!

#118534

Posted by unregistered user at 4/17/08 7:58 a.m.

I kept waiting for Weird Al to appear. Reminds me of "White and Nerdy" except Donny Osmond is a better dancer.

#118665

Posted by unregistered user at 4/17/08 2:26 p.m.

Come on Todd - you've been to enough Microsoft meetings that you've seen plenty of videos like this that are created for humor or motivation and 99% of the time for internal viewing only... though whoever let this one escape is probably looking for a new job right now as it doesn't look like a camcorder in the audience job..

#118666

Posted by unregistered user at 4/17/08 2:29 p.m.

These type of videos are not for external consumption. They are for events like the yearly company meeting. There is a long of history at MS of doing these type of videos for internal meetings and functions. I think this one is kind of funny but there have been worst ones made. ^.^

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