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I surprised myself last night by feeling happy to see Richie Sexson back in the lineup. As most of you know, he was out on Wednesday due to an unspecified family emergency. Maybe it's just because I'm feeling vulnerable with regards to families, but I was really glad that whatever took him away suddenly wasn't too serious. At least not serious enough to keep him out for more than a day.
But as I thought about it, I realized my feelings were not all good. Because while I do think Sexson is genuinely a nice guy and I wish him well, I'm rarely excited to see him up to bat. That wasn't a factor in my reaction to seeing him last night- it's horrifying to realize, but I don't know that I was honestly expecting offense out of anybody, so Sexson didn't trigger the usual rally killer dread. This is a whole team full of rally killers right now. I'm almost at the point where my expectations for this offense are so low, I don't even bother to hope for the best lineup. And from the looks of it, there was no hope in any of the players either. When they are visibly dragging themselves through the motions of at-bats in the fifth inning, that's not a very good sign.
But it ended up being a good thing Sexson was there- he provided the only entertaining moments of the entire depressing game. Did you see it? It wasn't a "fight" so much an oddly juvenile charge; it reminded me of when Ralphie ran at Scott Farkus in "A Christmas Story". There was something very fifth grade about it, especially the fact that he started out by throwing his batting helmet at poor little Kason. (Incidentally, do you think sportswriters across the nation have worn out the "Kason Goes Rolling Along" headlines yet?) I really hate fighting, and this was especially odd, since, as my mother put it, isn't it traditional to wait until you actually get hit to charge the mound?
That helmet throwing bit just killed me. It was just so ridiculous/sad/hilarious/desperate/out of nowhere. It's the kind of thing that would have been super funny to me if my sense of humor hadn't already been completely drained by sleep deprivation and general baseball- related despair. Where do we go from here? If Richie's bizarro attempt to light a fire under this team didn't do the trick, then what hope do we have left? I'm only partially joking, throwing a batting helmet at someone is as good as any idea I can come up with.
On a more personal note, thanks for the kind comments to yesterday's post regarding my absence. I was truly surprised and pleased that I was missed, and as always you guys are great commenters. I don't get paid by the P-I; I'm just a regular Joe like you who tries to post in between working and dealing with a frighteningly smart three-year-old. (Yeah, I'm not a full time housewife anymore, but I like the blog title so I'm keeping it.) I think if I was an employee the P-I would update things during a long absence, but as things stand it's just up to me. So I will try to be more on top of keeping things updated!
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Posted by unregistered user at 5/9/08 4:07 p.m.
Hey, two new posts two days in a row! You just made my day!
As for the brawl, well, at least it shows the M's aren't dead yet! Funny that it was Texas they were scrapping with; the Angels have the same problem with Rangers pitching. I wish MLB would change the rules about getting hit by a pitch. I would love to see an escalating penalty for batters getting hit by errant pitches. One base for one hit batter, two bases for the second hit batter, etc. It would put the onus on the manager to remove the SP or RP before they give away the game, instead of leaving it up to the guy at the plate to decide whether the pitch was intentional or not. What do you think?