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The dreadfully charming Mr. Right got me the sweetest Valentine's Day gift last year. It was a certificate for a spa that included a haircut, manicure, facial, and--best of all--a massage. (I repeat MAASSSSAAAGGE. Just saying it makes you relax.) After almost a year of new motherhood, I was ready to pamper myself. The only problem was finding the time.
A few months after he gave me the certificate I went in for the haircut. Unfortunately, it was a lopsided cut that I had to have my regular hairdresser (Marina Nichols in Redmond--worth the long drive) fix soon after. And maybe it was that, or that the madness of summer came along, or that the words "Bungle of Joy, you sit in day care while Mommy gets her nails done" didn't trip off my tongue, or (most likely) that I'm a disorganized, lazy, inconsiderate, martyristic, sorry excuse of a self-pamperer...but for whatever reason I didn't pick up that damn gift certificate again until yesterday. 9/11/07
The thing expired on 9/1/07.
Dagnabit.
But surely a couple weeks isn't going to make that much of a difference for a spa that's trying to cultivate business, right? So I called them up today and humbly asked if I could still use the certificate even though it recently expired.
Dramatized for blogovision:
Spa Lady: The certificate is expired.
Me: Yes, I know, and I'm so sorry about that. But I'm wondering if there's any chance you could still honor it.
Spa Lady: The certificate expired eleven days ago.
Me: Yes, I know. But, gosh, is there any way you could let me make those appointments anyway? I could get them all finished by next week.
Spa Lady: You had six months to make your appointments.
Me [cringing at my lameness]: Yes, but I'm a new mom--that's why my husband got it for me--and six months passes really fast when you're trying to juggle work and a kid and you have to find child care to attend one of these appointments in the first place.
Spa Lady: The certificate is expired.
Me: Right.
[silence
for a
really
long
time]
Spa Lady: I'm not sure what you want me to say.
Me: Well, I'd like you to say, "Hey, you're a couple weeks late on this certificate but we'd be glad to honor it because we hope that you'll enjoy our services, and recommend us to your friends, and write about how great we are in your blog, and come back the next time you need a manicure, facial, or massage. We do pedicures, too!" [OK, so I didn't really say all that...]
Spa Lady [flatly]: There are 500 of those certificates out there. Yours is expired.
Me: I wish you tremendous luck with your business. You'll need it.
Spa Lady: click
Me: click
I know, I know. I'm acting like the spoiled brat who screws up and then doesn't want to accept the consequences--exactly the opposite type of behavior I'm hoping to teach my Bungle of Joy as she grows up. I know I should have made my appointments sooner. I know playing the frazzled mom card is the lowest of the lows. And I know it's my own damn fault that I missed that glorious MAASSSSAAAGGE. Just saying the word makes me miss it all the more.
I was STUPID STUPID STUPID (said while hitting my forehead like the nervous guy my girlfriend went on a date with in college because she was on a how-many-guys-can-you-kiss-in-a-month bet--I don't think she ended up kissing him). My point in writing this isn't to get any pity points for my own stupidity. (OK, maybe you can feel just a tad bit sorry for me that I missed that MAASSSSAAAGGE, and tell me that you've done stupid things like this before too.)
But, on the other hand, doesn't it seem just a tad bit STUPID STUPID STUPID for a small independent business to turn away customers in any shape or form? I mean, they already have my money (albeit at a discounted rate); now they should be luring me into their shop to try to develop return business, right?
The devil on my shoulder says: Go on! Tell 'em what spa it was!
The angel on my shoulder says: You'll do no such thing! Expiration is expiration. Consequences are consequences. So stop whining, Miss Entitled, Complaining, Bratty-Pants. Your job now is to tell Mr. R that you failed to use his sweet Valentine's Day gift.
gulp
Happily even after,
janna
P.S. Mr. R, if you're reading, does this count? Or do I have to tell you to your face? [cringe]
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Posted by unregistered user at 9/13/07 7:47 a.m.
You might want to check out this article about giftcards:
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2001966397_gift27m.html