Hazzard pay

Let the record show that you can earn $100,000 as the official blogger for a cable network's weeknight reruns of a cult TV series. That's the annual salary CMT will pay its resident fan-expert on "The Dukes of Hazzard," aka vice president of the CMT Dukes of Hazzard Institute, a position it's currently trying to fill.

Blogging isn't the only job responsibility, of course. It's actually the fourth item on the list after watching the show every night, knowing the lyrics to the theme song and serving as a "media expert" who will do interviews "to share passion" for the network's reruns. (Curiously, "being passionate" about them is fifth on the list.) Still, barring a really intense schedule of public appearances and interviews in other media, I suspect writing the blog will become the biggest part of the job.

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