Hold the laws of physics

A Florida man drove his car off the fifth story of a parking garage at 60 mph, sailing through the air before smashing through the wall of a neighboring building. Miraculously, he survived, was conscious afterward and suffered only minor injuries, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

It was undoubtedly a suicide attempt, South Miami Assistant City Manager Charles Blazek told the newspaper:

"He was saying things that made it obvious he wanted to kill himself. Something about his wife leaving him," said Blazek. "You don't race across the parking lot like that unless you want to kill yourself. That, or he is the worst parallel parker in the world."